Posts Tagged by jokes
WALANG LUSOT
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Selosa si misis kaya palaging chine-check ang kanyang babaerong mister tuwing umuuwi galing opisina. Isang araw, pag-uwi ni mister… Misis: Ano ka ba, tignan mo itong polo mo may buhok… Read More
BAKIT?
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Isang magandang misis ang nagpunta sa pharmacy. Sexy misis: Sir pabili nga po ng cyanide. Pharmacist: Aba miss, lason yan. Saan niyo ba gagamitin? Sexy misis: Papatayin ko ang buwisit… Read More
KKB
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Pagkatapos ng date nila, inihatid ni Tony si Tess anticipating a good night kiss. Tony: Salamat sa date, ha? Sana maulit. Tess: Okey lang. Pero since Dutch treat tayo buong… Read More
BAKIT
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Titser: Ang mga Americano ay tinatawag na “white people” dahil ang kulay nila ay puti. Ikaw, Pedro bakit “brown people” ang tawag sa mga Pilipino? Pedro: Eh… kasi po ma’am… Read More
SLEEPLESS
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Carlos went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think… Read More
HALF OFF
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USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of… Read More
MAD OR SAD
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient… Read More
THE PRIEST
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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint… Read More
Kinabahan
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Tatlong beses nang bumagsak ang kanyang misis sa driving test. Mister: Baka naman kinakabahan ka kapag katabi mo na yung driving instructor. Misis: Aba, naku… hindi! Bakit ako kakabahan? Siya… Read More
Huwag Magsalita
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Dinala ng mister ang misis niya sa isang doctor para ipasuri ito. Doktor: (Sinubuan niya si misis ng isang thermometer) Misis, ano man ang mangyari, huwag niyong ibubuka ang iyong… Read More
Kamatayan II
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Juan: Pare, isang buwan pa lang bago mamatay ang tatay ko ay alam na niya. Pedro: Siyanga, bakit may kanser ba siya? Juan: Hindi, utos ng judge. Read More
Bakit Ba?
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Huwes: Misis, bakit niyo naman nasabi na nagsawa na sa iyo ang iyong mister? Misis: Kasi po, judge, isang taon na siyang hindi umuuwi sa amin. Related PostsStraying husbands, wives… Read More
Pulis
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Kapitan: Sarge, imbistigahan mo nga ang nakaraan ng isang Private na ito. Sarhento: Bakit po sir? Kapitan: Kasi, tuwing magpapraktis tayo sa firing range, ay napupuna kong lagi niyang pinupunasan… Read More
Kamatayan
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Tatlong matatandang lalaki ang nag-uusap tungkol sa kung anong pinakamagandang klase ng pagkamatay… Tonio: Pare, kung mamamatay din lang ako, eh, gusto kong habang nagmamaneho ako ng Ferrari. Kulas: Ako… Read More
Nabangga
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Isang Umaga sa Kalye, meron kotseng umaatras. Driver: Pare pakitingnan naman baka ako mabangga o. Mama: O, sige po sir! (Ilang sandali pa)…. Kasya! Kasya! Kaaasssyyaaaa! (Biglang kumalabog at bumangga yung… Read More
Child Support
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Dad: (Divorced sa asawa) Anak pag-uwi mo, ibigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na at ito na ang huling chekeng makukuha niya… Read More
Punishment
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her sixth grade class one day. It was a long assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly,… Read More
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